Death by Chinese: Only After the General Tsao’s Chicken Has Welded Your Arteries Shut and, Spiraling to the Ground, You’re Stabbed in an Artery by a Pair of Chopsticks

The background to this story is so simple that I’m actually going to try to keep it that way. I know. But give a girl credit for good intentions. Truth is, it’s late, which means the tv screen is only … Continue reading