TweetI beg the forbearance of my long-time readers with this post, as it’s a re-run (albeit updated) from three years ago. However, because it’s a personal favorite, I hope you’ll hang in there for a re-read…or perhaps for a first-time … Continue reading
Tweet We’ve been busy at the bathroom whiteboard again. The other week, I posed the question, “If you could attach a new body part onto yourself, what would it be?” Before answering, I did consider a hand with a goblet … Continue reading
TweetYou know how it’s impossible to guess Susan Lucci’s age–unless you look at her neck? And then you gasp and declare, “Why look at those deep grooves! Say there, you well-preserved soap sprite, you’re holding up nicely–but maybe wear a … Continue reading
TweetThe vast spaces of Montana obviate concern about driving distances. It is only in recent times, thanks to a meddling federal government, that Montana even has a speed limit; previously, the policy was a more libertarian “be prudent and reasonable,” … Continue reading
Tweet Admit it. When we were young, we had ideas about the future: “I’ll never be old like those dorks” “I can’t wait to live in a mansion” “I’m planning to harness ambition and power to make an impact in the … Continue reading
TweetYou better believe we can drive to Target blindfolded. What’s more, we’re members of The Birthday Club at the independent toy store. We’ve rocked Goodwill. We know how to hit the “pre-sale” at local garage sales. In short, we know where to find … Continue reading
Tweet My college is on Spring Break. Ergo, it is rainy, grey, drizzly, and miserable outside–the kind of days where we have the lights on even at 10 a.m. since there’s not enough natural light coming in to keep us … Continue reading
TweetThe beauty of my husband is that, in addition to accepting my quirks, he comes up with ideas as to how I can bump them to the next level. A couple of months ago, for instance, I was thumping around the … Continue reading
TweetIn seventh grade, I played flute, piano, and bassoon. I took ballet and modern dance several days a week after school. I sang in the children’s community choir. Simultaneously, in seventh grade, I believed KC and the Sunshine Band had … Continue reading
Tweet Remember how Gilda Radner used to play Roseanne Roseannadanna on Saturday Night Live? Even if you’re too young to remember it, maybe you could humor me and use your incredibly taut and pert breasts to type out a comment … Continue reading