Thornless Rose Discovered; Members of Poison Devastated
There’s Nothing Dumber Than Owning a Small Horse
Bindi Irwin’s Tamagotchi Experiences Painful, Lingering Death
Jury Decides: Tony Danza Was the Boss
Members of Rock Group America Ride Into Desert on Horse Named “Monty”; Unrelenting Rain Follows
Dolly Parton Skydives Naked, Manages Blind Landing
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Sorry for the “filler” post; it’s been a particularly packed week, with softball games, kids at camp, friend visiting, gardening, and crazed online students. At this very minute, my ass is doing a weird locked ‘n screaming thing–I’ve been on it so long this morning in front of the computer, grading discussion postings and “reading logs.”
Later today, though, I have an ass-ectomy scheduled, so that should alleviate my woe.
i’m glad the ass-ectomy is scheduled for thsi afternoon. i shudder to think i could perhaps read a headline about you similar to the one about the lady whose flesh was welded to her toilet because she sat there for 5 years or so.
I heard about that rose, it truly was the rock of love
I love the small horse headline!
Dolly wha? hehe
Sounds like someone needs a little time off!
Funny stuff!
Let us know how the ass-ectomy goes, ok?
I reckon your president needs one of those operations…
Good luck with the end of term madness.
Puss
Very funny stuff. And always good to hear about your ass. LOL
An assectomy. I need one of those.
PS: even your filler posts are hilarious.
Man, ass-ectomy sounds all hot at first, but you know it’s totally not.
No apologies allowed in Blog land. In skimming mode, I appreciate headlines more than you know!
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