Category: Christmas cards
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Postage-Free But Heartfelt
Dear Inhabitants of the Interwebs, You Slimy, Three-Eyed Beasts: At this reading, may you be sipping on something mulled, wearing something fuzzy, and not hating those around you. What’s more: may you have protein in your belly and a carb in your heart. I offer up to you the following holiday greetings with a shrug of my…