Category: cut my hair and make me smile

  • Ode to Sampson: I Type At You, My Vigor Diminished

    Do not even ask me to hold a kettle ball for you right now, much less to swing it around and jack up my triceps. As long as we’re on the point, incidentally, how come you’re always asking me to hold your kettle balls? At any rate, I couldn’t heft even the lightest of your […]