Category: I was an ass-hat too but this is ridiculous

“Life in the Pen(sion)” Here are the facts that got me 10-to-Life (I was totally framed–circumstantial evidence!): 1) We’re in Turkey, hanging out in the same pension (read: small hotel run by a family, kind of a hostel meets B & B) for nine days. Because the average turnover of guests seems to be 2-3 days, our longer…