Category: plastic is the new pet

  • Hello, PetCo? I’d Like to Cancel My Line of Credit

      When I met him, my husband was a naturalist. Raise your hand if your first thought, after reading that sentence, went a little something like “Jocelyn’s husband was a nudist????” Now put your hand down, Tinkerbell. You’re all alone in front of your computer, after all, which means it’s kind of queer to keep […]