Category: Joan Van Ark

  • The Night Elizabeth Taylor Didn’t Kiss Me

    (Note: If you didn’t read the previous post by my guest blogger, Jim, you’d best do that before reading this one. No, seriously. Go do it. Stop skimping on every facet of your life. Just go read it, for the love of Mary Kate and Ashley. Then read this one. Still here? Kee-rist, slacker, is […]