Category: sometimes I stuff tampons in other places

  • Imagine the Bounties Each Bra Cup Can Cradle

      Should you be having a tough day, I open with a photo aimed at making you feel better about your own life: Our master bedroom looks like the inside of Mel Gibson’s brain:  unconnected piles of crap that somehow synergize into a vastly unattractive view. Despite the disarray of our most intimate room, we’re […]