Category: writing your own evidence so you can be the winner (a la George Bush)

  • Making the Case

      While there are sparks in my marriage, they’re of the “Baby, you so hot I gots to dab the nape of my neck with a moist sponge just to keep off you” variety more than “You swollen gonad, the very sound of your voice is like the tines of a fork screeching down a […]