Tag: post office lines

  • Turns Out Eli Manning’s Not the Problem

      Sometimes, if I’m standing in line at the post office¬†(mailing you a present), and the line is really long (you’re worth the wait), I pass the time by playing one of my special mental games. These games range from “Hey, Jaundiced Guy Eyeballing the Birds of Prey Stamp Design, You Gotta Stop Smoking” to […]