If You Wheel It, He Will Roll

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  1. Dr Em says:

    Happy birthday “Groom”!!!

    I just wanted to let you know we keep our house that cold too. We do turn the heat up for guests though.

    Is it snowing up der? It is here! WOOT!

  2. August says:

    All of you are too much.

    I love the abandoned doll poking out of the picture of Pappy.

    I swear, the title of this blog should be: We Are Circus Folk.

    Seeing as how the holidays approach, perhaps Pappy ought to get a helmet and elbow pads for Christmas.

    Happy Birthday, Pappy!

  3. urban urchin says:

    Happy Birthday!! Our neighbor at our old house rode his unicycle everywhere- even to walk the dog and pick up his daughter from preschool- very cool.

    Maybe you should get a pogo stick….

  4. Her Grace says:

    Flat abs are also against my religion. Chocolate is not. It’s an unfortunate situation (or fortunate, depending on how you look at it).

    By my count, he’d got three years to master that beast. Better get movin’!

  5. Maddy says:

    I’m no expert but a unicycle and stairs would seem like an ambitious combination!

  6. Dory says:

    How did you know I was coveting my blog neighbor’s carpet? Are you psychic?

    *looks over both shoulders*

  7. Anonymous says:

    Sweet ride. . . Is he preparing to ride cross country? Attempted one myself at school on 4th Watson luckily the walls were close enough together to stay upright.
    Happy Birthday

  8. yinyang says:

    Fun unicycle fact: the record for the fastest recorded speed of a human-ridden unicycle is 18.5 miles per hour.

  9. Diana says:

    I now have the image of The Circus Folks going for an evening stroll complete with unicycle, cartwheels and flaming batons.

    The rest of the neighborhood will show up along the sidewalk waving small flags.

    Oh, how you spread joy in this world!

  10. Franki says:

    Will you all just adopt me already? I’ll bring my pogo stick.

  11. Theresa says:

    Got my hat on. Happy Birthday to Groom, and tell him not to spend too much time on that thing, or certain body parts may suffer. 😉

  12. Jocelyn says:

    WSG–I would rise to your meme, but I don’t have an I-pod or a music player, so I can’t shuffle on anything except my own two feet. We have an old single-CD player that my mom gave us this summer, but that’s it, outside of playing discs on the computer as we type.

    And Diesel gives me crap for not buying his book. I keep trying to tell him the luxury money is tight. But on my “what to do with excess cash” list, buying Diesel’s book is #9, and buying an I-pod is #14. So that’s flattering, right Diesel?

  13. lime says:

    happy birthday groomeo! i think i must be circus folk too, only i have the tnedency to fall and make bones poke out of me when i fly without a net. much luckto groomeo. we all want to see evidence of his taut abs and skillful unicycling in 3 years or less.

  14. Ann(ie) says:

    um, I’m impressed. I would fall on my head. And I love the cheering section!!!

  15. Dorky Dad says:

    The unicycle is one of those things that give me the creeps, because I fear that riders will fall. Same with stilts — though they are worse. I was at a parade with stilt-walkers once. One of them fell. I think I accidentally willed that to happen.

  16. Lone Grey Squirrel says:

    You guys are a riot! Why did Groom want to ride a unicycle? Was it a case of “careful what you wish for”?

  17. Jazz says:

    You are circus folk. But that pales in comparison to the carpet, indeed it does.

  18. AmyTree says:

    You caught me – I was coveting. Sorry…

  19. Glamourpuss says:

    That carpet is special. Or maybe ‘special’. I’ll get back to you on that.

    As to being circus folk, if you grow a beard, your chocolate eating days are safe. Trust me. I’ve thought this one through – my knees ain’t what they used to be and someday I’m going to have to give up the trapeze. The bearded lady is my back-up plan.


  20. Silverstar says:

    Hi, new here.
    A big Happy Birthday to your husband. Nice unicycle! 🙂

  21. Jeannie says:

    What a great idea! I could so see our#1 riding a unicycle.

    I hate the cold. I’d be wearing my coat – forget the hat

  22. Wayfarer Scientista says:

    Love it! We have three or four unicylcers in town….I’ll have to go check their abs. grin.

  23. rak says:

    It’s so important that we REALLY LISTEN to our spouses special wants, for it is only WE who can fulfill those wants… well done 🙂

  24. Hammer says:

    Hope he had a happy birthday.

    I tried a unicycle once…only once.

  25. Claire says:

    Oh that funny Groomeo. And yes I was coveting your orange shag carpet (circa 1978)! How ever did you know?
    Happy Birthday Groom, may you always ride your unicycle thru wind, snow, rain, and the occasional dungeon!

  26. velvet says:

    That orange shag carpet is stylin’! It would go great with my lime green living room/dining room walls. Hee hee.

    So, in O Mighty Circus, what fabulous acts will the kids be doing? I’m buying front row tickets to cheer you all on!

    Happy Birthday, Groom! 🙂

  27. Diesel says:

    I turned 37 last spring, and thankfully have never expressed any sentiments regarding a unicycle whatsoever. Well, at least not when I was sober.

    Sorry I haven’t been around much. Things have been crazy lately.

    Don’t make me take up an offering to send you my book, because I’ll do it.

  28. Princess Pointful says:

    Congratulations on both the best opening and closing line ever for a blog post.

    And excuse me while I nuzzle my sweater and pretend it is sweet, sweet orange shag.

    If only.


  29. choochoo says:

    A friend of mine in college had a unicycle. I’ve witnessed a lot of unicycle related accidents. You guys weren’t planing on having any more kids, were you? Hehe.

  30. Jill says:

    Awesome! It’s good that groom is learning the unicycle before his bones get too brittle. I figure he’s got another 10 years or so before he risks breaking a hip while learning some new skill.

  31. My Reflecting Pool says:

    LOVE the shag, baby. If only all families heard that well. I keep repeating Italy and Machu Pichuu before 40, yet, still no tickets. Well done mr. on your unicycle AND circus family. What is it “they” say? The family that performs together stays together. hehe, hopefully in a non Osmond way. They are just a little too cheery.

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  33. Steve says:

    OK, Groom’s got me beat by a long shot. I do, however, have big plans for climbing a coconut tree by the time I’m 50 (40 was a long time ago already).

  34. kimber the wolfgrrrl says:

    He might like my town — there’s a small contingent of unicycle riders who cruise these streets. Like a bike gang, only with fewer tires.

  35. Spider Girl says:

    To keep shag carpets in truly covetable condition, you need one of those little carpet rakes I remember from my seventies childhood. Only then does it reach its full potential. Apparently.

    And my hat is off in deep respect, to any person brave enough to ride a unicycle. It’s like a minor superpower, with some comic value.

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