Riddle You That


Overheard tonight here at the compound:

Groom to me: “Wow. Good thing we have these paper towels–because this thing is dripping with honey.”

Any guesses?



By Jocelyn

There's this game put out by the American Girl company called "300 Wishes"--I really like playing it because then I get to marvel, "Wow, it's like I'm a real live American girl who has 300 wishes, and that doesn't suck, especially compared to being a dead one with none."


  1. since I have such high moral,(or try my best to have) I won’t mention the first guess I had.. the second was: his nose?

  2. you two are sculpting with waffles again aren’t you? i still have my Dan Rather ego bust on my fireplace.. and lots of ants

  3. You’re just daring us to jump into the gutter, so I’ll stay high.

    You broke down and purchased Honeycomb cereal for Girl and Niblet. Groom here is sarcastic when examining the dry, flavorless morsels with the offspring.

  4. * grabs her own hair and drags it out of the gutters (unwillingly) *

    Ummm…alright….uh….cheese pizza with honey?

    Really. It’s delicious and totally the FIRST thing I thought of. I swear.


    Nice job, Moi.

    Yes, Groomeo fried up some sopapillas the other night; I thought he was a 6′ 3″ model of perfection before that, but when he turned from the stovetop and said, “I think I need to fry more often,” he turned into gold before my very eyes.

    Yes, frying more often is just the thing.

  6. All the honey dipped penis smutheads are not taking the train of thought far enough… Like he would suggest using paper towels! DUH.

  7. How the heck do you know what a sopaipilla is? and then frying them up as well!

    I bet Dinko Paco Niblet calls them sofa pillows and feeds them to the piñata dinosaur.

    Strange is your world, Joc. Very very strange.


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