Stop Being So Square, Big Daddy

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  1. Maddy says:

    I’m sure all those episodes were a 100% accurate of American family life. Strangely, every thing had changed by the time we arrived. Go figure!
    Cheers

  2. Dragonfly Dreaming says:

    ” Maybe it would help if I hoisted my well-starched crinolines and peed in your ear? “

    Yup. You’re the kind of friend you need around during an emergency. 😉

  3. mrs. tioli says:

    Oh my!

    I read Peered for Peed until Dragonfly highlighted the key word.

    What were you thinking?! Homeopathy wasn’t around yet. You would have offered to pour vodka in it and secure the bandage with your garter.

  4. flutter says:

    I know people who would pay for you to hoist your well starched crinolines and pee in their ear.

    Just sayin’

  5. Her Grace says:

    You two would have rocked the 50s.

  6. citizen of the world says:

    Why is my first reaction “Thank God I never watched Father Knows Best?”

  7. lime says:

    ok, i know this is not the main point of the post but i recall being pregnant with my first and declining alcohol when my MIL offered me a drink. she retorted, “well i smoked and drank through all three of my pregnancies!” i simply responded, “i rest my case.”

    strangely, this did not endear me to her. go figure.

  8. Ann(ie) says:

    HAAAA! Rockin the 50’s is right. I wanna come hang out with you. We could make a mean casserole, smoke and drink. 😉

  9. Diana says:

    I dunno. I think the ear peeing is worth a go. Can’t hurt, right? It’s organic and (presumably) sterile.

    Not as odd as some other things people do to their ears, like trying to melt the wax by way of a paper cone on fire to clear the canal.

    The things people will do to NOT go to the nice doctor. Maybe if lolly pops were still given out it might induce people to come sooner. Or maybe a good glass of beer?

  10. Claire says:

    I was born in 1958 and can actually remember wearing crinolines. But somehow I don’t recall that urine was a home remedy for ear disorders…
    then again, I Am getting Old.

  11. Rima says:

    Hello Jocelyn thanks for stopping by my Hermitage… glad you enjoyed what you found there…
    Pleased to meet you, and best wishes from Scotland
    Rima

  12. Glamourpuss says:

    Oscar Wilde was right; I understood barely a word of that…

    Sigh.

    Puss

  13. stepping over the junk says:

    you are quite the vogue girl, arent you? earrings. lipstick…

  14. Jazz says:

    Did they really wear well starched crinolines in the 50s?

  15. Casdok says:

    Glamourpuss – im glad im not the only one!!!

  16. Princess Pointful says:

    I hope you two don’t miss the sock-hop and the ice cream social over this ear business.

  17. Dorky Dad says:

    Dang. That totally could have come from a conversation we had in this house. Heck, my wife says that crinolines line to me all the time.

  18. Karen MEG says:

    Oh, but you’ve got a special brand of pee, do you?

    Too funny!

  19. kimber the wolfgrrrl says:

    Did people routinely pee in each other’s ears during the 1950’s? This was an accepted cultural practice? Goodness, you learn something every day…

    Soundtrack to this exchange: Mr. Ghost Goes To Town, by the John Buzon Trio.

  20. Say It says:

    I thought neosporin was the topical cureall?? And yes, father knows best writers would have found you snappy!

  21. pistols at dawn says:

    You’re just lucky he didn’t belt you, then head down to the well-stocked bat for a few belts of his own, high-priced Scotch.

  22. heartinsanfrancisco says:

    If you’re wearing a felt poodle skirt over those well-starched crinolines, perhaps the poodle could pee in Groomio’s ear.

    Poodle piss hath charms, I hear.

  23. HeatherAnn Fragglehead says:

    You? Are fabulous.

    Also, last year I bought a book for a friend that had old photos from the 40s and 50s, and they had really hysterical and witty made-up captions next to them. Anyway, that entire exchange reminded me of that book and those captions.

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