The Chicken/Egg Conundrum, Mammarily Speaking

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21 Responses

  1. Bob says:

    I think that she was predestined to have a nice rack – I do believe bristols are slang for breasts in the UK. maybe Sarah & oil-man are anglophiles.

    I guess they could've named her Casaba.

  2. Her Grace says:

    Rib balloons… nice one!

  3. citizen of the world says:

    I’m sorry – we’re talking about an adolescent boy. Is there any girl one would turn away if sex is an option?

  4. Maddy says:

    This is why I always try and avoid having my photograph taken!

    They say that the telly / photographs can put 10 lbs on you. If that were true I’d choose the optional illusion of a chest, one or two would do. However with my luck I’d just come off as having water retention in the ankles.
    Cheers

  5. liv says:

    oh, who are you kidding? nobody’s going to let her live in the white house. well, unless cheney, uh, i mean, mccain dies.

  6. Jazz says:

    God how I love thee Jocelyn…

  7. Jamie says:

    This should be scripted for an SNL Weekend Update or for the John Stewart show.

  8. Shania says:

    Could they have stuffed her into a tighter dress? Hilarious references esp. hockey hick.

  9. Franki says:

    Nah, it was da Boobs. It always is.

    Well.

    Unless it’s the Ass.

  10. pistols at dawn says:

    As a former hockey player, I feel particularly qualified to say that many of my ilk love boobs. The more comically oversized, the better.

  11. Diesel says:

    In answer to citizen of the world – Chelsea Clinton comes to mind.

  12. Todd Lund says:

    The bottle with the nipple just visible in the far lower right corner of the photo is a touch of genius. I look forward to following your blog. Cheers,…

  13. kimber the wolfgrrrl says:

    Goodness, they do have huge…. tracts of land in Alaska!

  14. Mother of Invention says:

    Man, this is so perfect! What a load of crap that whole thing is, every bit is so contrived! it will make for exciting “coverage” of every angle. Our election on Oct. 14, day after our Thanksgiving, will pale in comparison!

  15. lime says:

    oh! you mentioned trinidad and tobago! oh i am hopping around the room in joy.

    oh gosh gyul, but i could see PM manning getting on bad wit bristol an asking she tuh wine she bamsee fuh he! (because i’ve met his wife hazel and i think she is uncharacteristically stiff for a trini woman. poor patrick!)

  16. Glamourpuss says:

    With a name like Bristol, she could hardly be anything other than spectacularly well endowed.

    UK rhyming slang: Bistol City = titty.

    Puss

  17. heartinsanfrancisco says:

    It’s cold in Alaska, maybe even colder than Minnesota. She needs those fat cells to keep warm and to protect Hockey Dude from freezing to death in the igloo.

    What I want to know is, if the McCain -Palin ticket loses, which I most sincerely hope they do, will these kids be allowed to go their own ways because surely a forced marriage between two high school kids cannot make anyone happy except, perhaps, the bride’s mother?

  18. Ann(ie) says:

    Lordy you crack me up, girl!!! LMAO.

  19. Minnesota Matron says:

    McCain is banking on those babies (all 5 — boobies, parents, fetal unit).

  20. Anonymous says:

    Well, as a former athlete(High School WR) I will say that it was the boobs or the ass, but no amount of boobage is worth having a kid at 18.

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