Boot Camp

I’m clearly not cut out for the military. I’m legally blind, poor in attitude, and slumpy in posture. The world is a safer place with me firmly installed behind a podium and a latte.

However.

Even though I have no desire to be broken down so that I can be built back up again in camouflagier form,

I do harbor a secret desire to attend boot camp.

My camp, of course, features Sergeant Steve Madden and Drill Master Kenneth Cole as the officers in charge of tongue and sole lashings.

Private Harley Davidson, reporting for duty.

Sir.

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23 responses to “Boot Camp”

  1. flutter Avatar
    flutter

    well now, those are some shit kickers if I have ever seen some!

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  2. chelle Avatar
    chelle

    Now those boots are made for walking!

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  3. kmkat Avatar
    kmkat

    Damn fine boots, ma’m, damn fine.

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  4. heartinsanfrancisco Avatar
    heartinsanfrancisco

    I also have a lousy attitude toward authority and love boots.

    I have even fantasized about military boot camp just long enough to get into fantastic shape, but who am I kidding? I would probably be shot as a deserter after the first hour.

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  5. Shania Avatar
    Shania

    LOVE those boots! I’m glad you didn’t have to crawl through mud and under barbed wire to get them, though.

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  6. Anette Avatar
    Anette

    I’m with you on the attitude problem, great boots by the way!

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  7. SQT Avatar
    SQT

    Love the boots. I have a pair of high-heeled boots that make every dress I own way sexier. I don’t wear them often though. They kill my feet. I like the height though. They put me over 6ft tall and I love the intimidation factor.

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  8. the cubicle's backporch Avatar
    the cubicle’s backporch

    So if we join your boot camp is there free boots involved?

    I haven’t had a good pair of boots in a long time. *I say wistfully*

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  9. lime Avatar
    lime

    ooooooh, i am thinking those boots will work right nice for either adjusting the attitudes of problem students or else forcibly ejecting them from your presence.

    well, we can enjoy the dream anyway.

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  10. Balou Avatar
    Balou

    Those are hawt.

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  11. Kylie w Warszawie Avatar
    Kylie w Warszawie

    I like ’em!

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  12. Vodka Mom Avatar
    Vodka Mom

    lol!! That was great!

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  13. furiousBall Avatar
    furiousBall

    i bet if you kicked me in the ding ding with those it would hurt

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  14. Wendy Avatar
    Wendy

    cute boots! I want some!

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  15. Say It Avatar
    Say It

    nice boots. I still haven’t found the “right” boot for me and I’ve been looking for about 3 years. again, nice boots.

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  16. Leon Basin Avatar
    Leon Basin

    You can do it! Stay positive.

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  17. franki Avatar
    franki

    i might be into “boot spa” but i’m against camping in any form.

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  18. Jazz Avatar
    Jazz

    My military career was mercifully short (2 whole weeks). Your boot camp, however, is the kind I can really get behind.

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  19. Princess Pointful Avatar
    Princess Pointful

    Ooh! Saucy!

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  20. velvet Avatar
    velvet

    Those are some absolutely wonderful boots, there, ma’am. Harness boots are great attitude adjusters.

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  21. cathy Avatar
    cathy

    I am way too frivolous, I have just bought some purple shoes:)

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  22. pistols at dawn Avatar
    pistols at dawn

    I don’t know anything about shoes, as a dude, so I’ll just nod appropriately.

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  23. Glamourpuss Avatar
    Glamourpuss

    So you’re saying you have a discipline fantasy? Well, if you’d only join Facebook, there are whole host of groups and perverts waiting for you 🙂

    Puss

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