Boot Camp

I’m clearly not cut out for the military. I’m legally blind, poor in attitude, and slumpy in posture. The world is a safer place with me firmly installed behind a podium and a latte.


Even though I have no desire to be broken down so that I can be built back up again in camouflagier form,

I do harbor a secret desire to attend boot camp.

My camp, of course, features Sergeant Steve Madden and Drill Master Kenneth Cole as the officers in charge of tongue and sole lashings.

Private Harley Davidson, reporting for duty.




By Jocelyn

There's this game put out by the American Girl company called "300 Wishes"--I really like playing it because then I get to marvel, "Wow, it's like I'm a real live American girl who has 300 wishes, and that doesn't suck, especially compared to being a dead one with none."


  1. I also have a lousy attitude toward authority and love boots.

    I have even fantasized about military boot camp just long enough to get into fantastic shape, but who am I kidding? I would probably be shot as a deserter after the first hour.

  2. Love the boots. I have a pair of high-heeled boots that make every dress I own way sexier. I don’t wear them often though. They kill my feet. I like the height though. They put me over 6ft tall and I love the intimidation factor.

  3. So if we join your boot camp is there free boots involved?

    I haven’t had a good pair of boots in a long time. *I say wistfully*

  4. ooooooh, i am thinking those boots will work right nice for either adjusting the attitudes of problem students or else forcibly ejecting them from your presence.

    well, we can enjoy the dream anyway.

  5. nice boots. I still haven’t found the “right” boot for me and I’ve been looking for about 3 years. again, nice boots.

  6. My military career was mercifully short (2 whole weeks). Your boot camp, however, is the kind I can really get behind.

  7. So you’re saying you have a discipline fantasy? Well, if you’d only join Facebook, there are whole host of groups and perverts waiting for you 🙂


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