When It Rains, It Pours Barf From the Upper Bunk

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15 Responses

  1. Jeni says:

    Now that sounds like something that would happen to me. Seems I’m always inserting foot into mouth, or making a gesture at a time not exactly opportune!
    And the use of “Balzac” -stirred up some memories in me. The beloved cat we had here for 16 1/2 years, managed to allow a male cat who floated in and out of the house from time to time to get ultra friendly with her -about 2-3 weeks prior to when she was supposed to get fixed. She had four kittens as a result and one of these, a male (obviously) seemed to be way out of proportion in a specifc department -akin to what your topic was here in this post so my kids and I called him “Balzac.”
    I suppose because I tend to enjoy seeing others get themselves in little jams -like you did with the ski pole -I loved the story in this post. Will most likely snicker a good bit over it too as the vision I can conjure of you and the ski pole and papa-san will no doubt appear in my mind on many occasions today and this evening too. Perhaps longer, who knows.

  2. lime says:

    oh my….you really are my psychic sister. i am gasping in sympathy with you.

  3. Jill says:

    Did you perhaps perform a little “vasectomy” of your own on “Daddy Balzac”?

  4. chelle says:

    hahaha too funny.

    Hope you all feel better soon. Nothing worse than all being down at the same time!

  5. c-leen says:

    Good thing you have some past experience with top-bunk barfers.

  6. citizen of the world says:

    Well, good you restrained yourself. I’m not sure there is much in the way of interent access in prsion and I’d miss your posts.

  7. Balou says:

    You have the best post labels ever.

    I hope the snipped one is up and around soon. I’m not the praying type but I’ll send good vibes aimed at his private bits.

  8. Voyager says:

    Cleaning up vomit because the dear little one has the flu is way better than cleaning up puke because the dear little 22 year old and his friends came home shitfaced. Something to look forward to!

  9. flutter says:

    classic literature strikes again, with dire consequences

  10. Green Girl in Wisconsin says:

    So funny!
    Hope you feel better there soon. The fresh air and sunshine may help!

  11. Jazz says:

    Ackshully, you shoulda poled daddy. But really, you should just sue his stupid butt.

  12. Pam says:

    Oooo Jocelyn. You deal with temptation soooo well!!

  13. Kylie w Warszawie says:

    I couldn’t read this one yesterday because once I saw the title I knew it was not a lunch time kind of read.

    I don’t know that I’d be able to restrain myself. I smacked a kid’s hand today, to his surprise and mine.

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  15. monica says:

    accidents do happen, daddy balzac… sometimes even more than once!! capice ??

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