I Live in Zoo. Word On the Streets Is That I Smell Like a Monkey. Even More Tragically, I Look Like One, Too

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21 Responses

  1. chelle says:

    You are right you did not need our warm wishes, you birthday sounds fantastic!

  2. That Chick Over There says:

    You are the awesome.

    Wishing you many, many happy days ahead.

  3. yinyang says:

    Sounds like a nice day of testing the smoke detector to me. 🙂

  4. Shania says:

    Dahling, you never fail to make me laugh. Guffaw, even. It was the tewwible and awwful things that did it this time, I think.

  5. Jeni says:

    Yep -You’re oh so right! Id doesn’t -in fact -get any better -not to my way of thinking -or yours! Great minds -it does seem -do think alike. Dashes huh -Emily Dickinson -dashes -she used ’em -all over the place. I’ll have to take your word on that one but gee, it did get my pea brain a-thiking -know what I mean, jellybean, jellybean?
    Loved this post from beginning to end -no lie!
    Wish your family would show up for my birthday sometime in the future too -although I wouldn’t have a lcue what to do with the Webkinz thingy.

  6. flutter says:

    Happy belated birthday, you late announcing birthday trollop 😛

  7. Kylie w Warszawie says:

    I’m still gonna wish you happy birthday just ’cause all the really cool people were born in March.

    And it sounds fabulous. My birthday dinner is vegetarian though (mmmm…Lebanese food). And I don’t really know why. I’m not really a vegetarian, but if you followed me around for a week you would think I was.

    Oh, and now I understand why my MIL writes the way she does. She was totally inspired by Emily Dickinson.

  8. monica says:

    a great day indeed, thank you for sharing! Looking forward to the the coming video day by day diary… with or without swearing..
    .. reading your blog makes me giggle all the way :o))

  9. Jazz says:

    A friend of mine brought her baby over yesterday.

    Held the baby.
    Baby eventually started crying.
    Gave baby back to mother.
    Mother got it to sleep
    Had a grand old time.
    Baby eventually went home.

    I love those little things in small doses…

  10. Voyager says:

    Now that is a perfect birthday!
    V.

  11. lime says:

    oh goody! i can’t wait to see your first swear video. i mean if i can film myself frying things at 4:30 you can film yourself cussing out bad drivers.

    ad for tewwwible awwful things. when my own wee boy had persistent troubles i made him list at least ten things that made him smile or laugh and told him to think about those things as he drifted off. it helped him refocus on less disturbing things. just a thought.

    *wishes you a happy unbirthday and skips off before the swearing starts

  12. furiousBall says:

    hmm, adding White Heat to my Goodreads list…

    Happy Birthday chica.

    I still don’t know karate in case you were wondering.

  13. citizen of the world says:

    Ha ha yourself! You can’t stop me! Happy Birthday!

    You managed to fit a lot of exercising into one minute. Especially for an old person.

  14. Chantal says:

    Once I was playing Quizzies word challenge and it wouldn’t let me put in the word “slut”, “I’m sorry, that word isn’t in our dictionary” or something like that. But I was able to put in “kill”. Funny that.

    Sounds like it was a great day.

  15. ArtSparker says:

    I think the dashes are individual breaths.

  16. Green Girl in Wisconsin says:

    Many happy returns–your post gave me several belly laughs–all the way through leeching your husband’s body heat through your feet.

  17. heartinsanfrancisco says:

    So glad your day was a delight. (Dewight.) And wemembew, biwthdays have no wimits and thewe is no weason you can’t have an entiwe biwthday yeaw.

    Happy, happy, happy!!!

  18. Anette says:

    That’s a lovely birthday indeed!And reading it made my day! Thats generous of you sharing it with us!

  19. Pam says:

    Happy Birthday for last Wednesday Monkeywoman. Said it!!!Happy days ahead as you swing around on the vines of life!!xx.

  20. cathy says:

    Happy Easter -I will probably miss that too.

    I’m glad you shared your birthday with us though it sounds great.

  21. Midlife Jobhunter says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! Can’t wait to hear about Mother’s Day.

    Maddog 20/20. Haven’t thought of that rot gut in years.

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