Thus Sprach Jocey-thustra

I’ve been framed.





28 responses to “Thus Sprach Jocey-thustra”

  1. furiousBall Avatar

    you could also string up the hacked off ears of your enemies that you killed in battle.

    btw, i am currently reading (i.e. reading two pages, falling asleep, forgetting the two pages, rinse, repeat) – Thus Spoke Zarathustra

  2. monica Avatar

    endless options!! great! just let someone else light the birthday candle, to avoid burns… or…well, can they work as keyholders? instead of the “decorative” ones around your neck that are so popular nowadays..? sorry that your nails now won’t get filed.. but, you know, you can’t win ’em all..

  3. Green Girl in Wisconsin Avatar
    Green Girl in Wisconsin

    You seem to have thought of everything–as if I doubted that for an instant.

  4. lime Avatar

    i KNEW you’d go with the circles and i KNEW it was because you could hang stuff offa them. how do i know these things? well, because that’s why i’d want them and i AM your psychic sister. although the ridges would have allowed you to be part of the rhythm section of a band too, you could use them as a scraper, dontcha know. nonetheless, you made a darned fine choice.

  5. Bob Avatar

    you forgot to mention that you could play spirograph with them.

  6. Balou Avatar

    I laughed til I cried!! I need circles to hold extra tissues for when I’m laughing at your blog. If I had circles, I would tie helium balloons to each side. I would never have to push my eyeglasses up again. They look fantastic and you do too. Fun to see you via video and to hear your voice.

  7. jess Avatar

    I like the hacked off ears idea and the helium balloons. I think you should do a weekly series showcasing what new uses you’ve come up with for your glasses.

  8. AmyTree Avatar

    I did’t think it was possible but I have just fallen in love with you a little bit more. Circles are OBVIOUSLY the logical choice – what was I thinking with my Ridges support?! I am so glad you set me straight.


  9. actonbell Avatar

    LOL! They look great, and it never occurred to me how many functional and fashionable options you had with those circles. Christmas decor is a biggie–of course you can wear small xmas balls and icycles. (I can’t spell that, you get the idea.)

  10. phd in yogurtry Avatar
    phd in yogurtry

    A woman after my own heart — function over fashion! Oops, I mean, function AS WELL AS fashion ; )

    Great to see you and hear you, my dear.

  11. heartinsanfrancisco Avatar

    Oh, happy, happy glee reigneth in CalifornI-A. You look sensational, and so incredibly functional indeed.

    Do you know how much your excellent voice sounds like Meryl Streep’s? Yeah, verily, I sayeth, t’is so.

  12. phd in yogurtry Avatar
    phd in yogurtry

    I listened to you again, and during the part where you said “I can spice it up, just a little more” you sound like you are channeling Suze Orman.

  13. flutter Avatar

    there is kind of nothing about you that I don’t like

  14. Prefers Her Fantasy Life Avatar
    Prefers Her Fantasy Life

    Think of your decorating options at Christmas!

  15. Becky Cazares Avatar
    Becky Cazares

    Yay, circles!! (Boo, ridges)

    I think I need new glasses, too. …Hey, honey…?

  16. kmkat Avatar

    I want to hang out with you. And your circle glasses. We could drink wine and think of things to do with toothpicks and birthday candles.

    “Festooned” had me chortling, after I had finally calmed down after the initial rising-to-the-music bit. I love you 😉

  17. Star Avatar

    When you got to the Christmas use I was sure you were going to pop up with lights strung through the circles.

  18. cathy Avatar

    I loved hearing your voice,now YOU can read your posts to me, LOL.

    Why would someone with no teeth want a toothpick?

    Ok I’m off to see what I can do with those pipe cleaners I have on the family creativity table:)
    Where are my glasses…

    … you trendsetter!

  19. Say It Avatar
    Say It

    ha! Love this. Who knew glasses were so versatile?? I’ve only been using them to help me see better. Silly me!!! You are genius.

  20. Pamelamama Avatar

    adding your blog to my bloglines, hello!

  21. Pam Avatar

    HaHaHa!!!Haha! So funny!!”Festooning the cheek. I’m all for a bit of festooning!They look great!Great to see and hear you, so much fun. xxxx

  22. geewits Avatar

    Hey, if you gotta wear glasses, it should be about the fun! You kinda reminded me of Bette Midler and I mean that as a great compliment.

  23. Jazz Avatar

    I was expecting Christmas decorations and easter eggs…

    I can’t help but think this will become a YouTube hit…

  24. Shieldmaiden96 Avatar

    Yaay! You picked the ones I liked best.

  25. ArtSparker Avatar

    Impressive ingenuity.

  26. movin down the road Avatar
    movin down the road

    HA HA HA! I totally love you!

  27. steve Avatar

    Totally the right choice…of soundtrack. Circles aren’t bad, either, but think of what Ben Hur could have done with the ridges.

  28. Chantal Avatar

    Yay circles!

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