If You Like This, You Should Read the One About The Time My Bra Fell Out of My Ear at a Bat Mitzvah. That’s ‘My Ear,’ Not ‘My Rear

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  1. AmyTree says:

    Oh that's wonderful!!!!! (The news of a girl, as opposed to the idea that you carry spare undies in your pants legs, though that is pretty darn clever too!!)
    I'm half-asleep and a bit hungover and it got me right…there. 🙂


  2. geewits says:

    Panties in your jeans? That's funny. I usually "drop" dryer sheets from my clothes, not other clothes. Congrats to your neighbor I guess. I don't get the whole concept of all that effort for a daughter. And that poor girl is going to have four big brothers if I counted right. But I wish them all the best.

  3. Bob says:

    I'm missing two pair of boxers. would you check your pants, please?

  4. furiousBall says:

    Did you know that Public Enemy was a skosh away from naming their 1990 release Fear of Meconium in the Muffins, they instead opted for the racially inflammatory, Fear of a Black Planet.

    True story. If it's not true, may my ex-wife get a job and start paying me alimony.

  5. J and J Acres says:

    There's 8 in my family- the first six are girls! When the doctor delivered my oldest brother, he said "Congratulations! It's a boy."

    And my dad said:

    "You gotta be shittin' me!"

    hee hee.

    Mom knew it was gonna be a boy, but she didn't tell dad!

  6. Fannie says:

    Ah yes, rouge underpants, I know them well.

  7. Jazz says:

    I choose to believe it's a girl because your unmentionables were pink.

  8. kmkat says:

    You wash your pretty pink undies with your jeans? My mother is turning over in her grave. I only wash my dark blue and purple and black undies with my jeans — I was raised right.

    Congrats to Neighbor BB! That baby girl is gonna grow up tough, with four brothers.

  9. Becky Cazares says:

    It's a girl! Awww! That happy ending made snorting coffee while reading green words very nearly excusable! You really need to FOCUS a bit better when dressing for big neighborhood events, ya know!

  10. ArtSparker says:

    How very oracular of you.

  11. Casdok says:

    A girl! Yay!

    And you tell your story with props so well! Excellent!! 🙂

  12. Chantal says:

    LOL too funny.

  13. heartinsanfrancisco says:

    Oh, yayyyy! I'm so happy for her. Can you say "spoiled," children? I knew you could. A little girl after all those boys is truly something to celebrate.

    I've never heard of a half-uterus before. Apparently it works just fine, though, and the rest of us have all that surplus tissue just hanging around. (So to speak.)

    I have a friend whose first and middle names are Jacqueline Last — She has 7 older sisters and her father declared before her birth, "I don't care what it is, it's going to be called 'Jack' and it's the last one."

    It seems your pink undies were a nice harbinger – I'm sure that's why they hitched a ride to the party with their friends, the jeans.

  14. Pam says:

    I confess. I stuffed a sock or two down my bra at the Junior High dance. I disposed of them in the restroom when the frantic antics of the "arms up and down like a monkey climbing a tree" dance meant it wouldn't be coconuts sliding to the the floor,but my scruched up cotton attempt at breast enhancement…and I have actually seen a woman step out of her fallen knickers on the dance floor, just kicking them away with wild abandon- what else can you do -furtively scurry??

  15. flutter says:

    I mean, did you know that your panties are the oracle?

  16. chelle says:

    That is awesome!

  17. Fragrant Liar says:

    It was an omen! Or you secretly wishing you could pop out a girl yourself. Am I right? Isn't there something I should win right now?

  18. Pearl says:

    Oh, it's been a long time since I"ve been to a party where the people end up with underwear on their heads…

    Apparently all the wild parties are happening in Duluth!


  19. monica says:

    :o) LOL ! so apparently they missed out on the fact that
    " every 4th child born is chinese" – their 4 toddlers look pretty american to me… :o) wow, imagine the life that little girl will have! 4 elder brothers! she won't be dating until she's 34…

  20. Diana says:

    When this happens, I always feel it's the result of a deep-seated love, in this case between your pink unmentionables and your jeans.

    Sadly, like so many of these deep passions, they are fleeting and both parties seem to slide apart as life intervenes.

    Still, it was apparently a fierce attraction while it lasted.

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