Do you ever get in your jammies and contemplate bedtime and then decide that you need to make a movie, real-quick-like, before you sack out all Tired Tiger on your sheets?
And if you do, do you then ask your parents to do “something“–so long as it contains all the best of cinema, from conflict to action to tension…with a few lulls in the middle for character development? (like showing how your sister has a penchant for “grooming” your hair, in ape-ish fashion?)
If you’ve answered these questions in the affirmative, then you just might be my son. (reminder: when the lad is “Paco,” he’s being a 14 month old and therefore talks in his special baby voice, calling his sissy “Dee-Dee”–or, better yet, “The Deetinator”)
Sidenote: not too far into the video, I mock-elbow Groom and actually whack him quite nicely in his cracked rib (he was mountain biking the other week and went over his handlebars; current practice for a cracked rib is to just leave it alone for a long time–too bad, current practice doesn’t also dictate that Your Wife Should Not Mock Elbow You In the Ribs During Healing).
What do y’all do before bedtime for fun?
And, yes, I am a leeeetle bit afraid of the answers that question will prompt. Especially if your activities, like mine, involve going bra-less.