No Jive Turkey

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  1. jess says:

    Can you ask the ouija board what I should do for a job? Also, if it's not too much trouble, ask it if I should go forage in the kitchen on the off chance that I might find something to supplement the leftover mashed potatoes I ate for dinner? Go ahead. I'll just wait here 'til you get back to me…

  2. geewits says:

    Dude! You misinterpreted the O Board! It's Tony Orlando of Tony Orlando and Dawn. He had a moustache at the time. A HUGE one. But he's not Italian, he's Greek/Puerto Rican. And his real last name name is Cassavitis (which in my own loose Latin translation in "House Lives") So you WILL end up marrying him and your initials will be J.C. and we will all call you that especially when you show up with BAKLAVA. We'll be all "Hey J.C.! You rock! Three times!"

  3. choochoo says:

    I was going to marry George Michael. Yeah…lol.

  4. furiousBall says:

    this is kind of like when i found out the oldest looking one on Golden Girls was actually the youngest. exactly like that.

  5. secret agent woman says:

    Maybe your husband was an Italian guy in a previous life? But I think geewits may be right.

    Seems like when we did the Ouiji board as kids, it always involved lots of shrieking.

  6. Green Girl in Wisconsin says:

    You KILL me. Ouija boards just freak me OUT in the worst way. I did it once and that was enough to learn a spirit named Exxon was in our dorm room. *shudder*

  7. Jazz says:

    Leif Garrett and Tiger Beat – who was the other kid on there?

    Dude, you're taking me back…

    And Geewits is right, it was Tony Orlando!

  8. kmkat says:

    Deep inside every blond clean-shaven Nordic man lives an Italianate/Greek Tony with a mustache. Trust me, you got the right one.

  9. Vic says:

    My friend Linda had a picture of Eric Estrada in her locket. She had to cut off his hair and his chin so he would fit.

    I'm going with Tony Orlando too. Now that he's ditched Dawn, you're in!

  10. monica says:

    oh yes, that Andy Gibb, I was a fan too :o)) My room was plastered with posters of Rob Lowe though…

  11. Casdok says:

    Lol! But very brave!

  12. Patois says:

    Ewwww. Tony Orlando? I'll take Shaun Cassidy over him. Hell, I'll take "And Dawn" over him.

  13. chelle says:

    hehe seriously how do you come up with this stuff!?!?

  14. Pam says:

    My equivelant of Shanua Bergenwhatsit was a playmate from a fundamentalist Christian family, the only girl for miles.Their dog had a mental disability but ran rings around the rest of the family. I beat her at an "unjumble the list of Bible characters" game at her birthday party.It was only the dog that was pleased to see me after that.

  15. heartinsanfrancisco says:

    I'm mostly stunned that Furious Ball watched Golden Girls. So did my mother.

    MY ouija board dealt more with sweeping issues like when I would finally be returned to my home planet, and could I take my dog.

  16. lime says:

    well of course it couldn't have spelled out andy gibb for you because it was busy spelling it out for me.

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