22 comments

  1. wow

    good times.
    I saw anything short of giving her attempted murderer the key to her back door is completely reasonable.

    Good LORD

  2. Dear Teacher,

    I did not complete my assignment due to the fact that I am overly excited and celebrating being a Publishers Clearing House Finalist. I even got a letter with Ed McMahon's signature!

    Regards,
    Van the Student

  3. Hmmm. I'm thinking with grammar/spelling such as it is with this one, perhaps the poetry stuff is believe to be exempt from those standards and therefore, would be a good trade-off to you in exchange to being allowed to take the quiz. Such a deal you'd be getting, huh? Don't hold your breath though.
    Kind of reminds me of a student in a class I took in college -which for an old so-and-so like myself, really wasn't that long ago (less than 20 years since my college days, ya know.) Anyway, the course was on exploring ways to making good career choices and classes, etc., and we had to put together a biography of ourselves. Well this preppie little guy (student) apparently hadn't paid a lick of attention to the requirements of the class, as outlined on the syllabus, and as such, had overlooked the biography assignment. When the day arrived for us to turn them in and he was lacking, he bemoaned the fact that he hadn't know a thing about this project and that had he but known, he just "knew it would have been a good one" -meaning his own biography. Yeah, right. Cry me a river and give me another load of malarky cause I just got off the banana boat yesterday, why don't 'cha?
    But anyway -Peace and Happy Easter!

  4. Well, geez, Jocelyn, you can't turn down an offer like that, now can you? I mean it's not like she had to offer to sign it!!!!

    I wonder if any of the poems is about the perp. Maybe they all are. Maybe they're perplexingly pervy perp poems. Heh. Heh heh heh.

  5. is the work sample perhaps a writing assignment turned in on time?

    though i gotta agree with logo, if the ex-con thing is true that's gotta count for something. if not, bonus points for creative writing.

  6. gee, like she's doing you a favor by the end of it! but if you make an exception for her, you'll have to for the next homicide victim…

  7. She "might" send you a sample of her work? How big of her. But what would you expect from someone whose mind is "literally" gone.

  8. Must be some kinda good poetry.

    And I have the same question – your students can page you?

  9. Sorry for not answering the pager question here before (I replied to Middle Aged Woman privately): yea, I teach onlinen, and built into the online class is a pager; I tell students, IN ALL CAPS, that I don't use the pager, though, and I tell them this repeatedly.

    Charlene must have been so busy working on her poetry that she couldn't read the syllabus, though, to have read this information.

    She's sent me a poem, btw. It hurt me very much.

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