Ehhhh? I Cain’t Hear You ‘Lessin’ I Turn Up My Hearing Aid

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  1. Anonymous says:

    I gave up on my hopes of being cool when I weighed 270lbs in high school then came to class one day smelling like my masturbation session the night before…because I hadn’t had time to shower in the morning…

    Cool…I will never be.

    So here’s a 23skidoo to you 😉


  2. Anonymous says:

    Hard core? Ugg boots? Giggling babies? What kinda class is this?

  3. Anonymous says:

    I take comfort in the fact that all those uber cool kids had hit the top of the curve in high school and it’s been down from there. Sort of sad when you think of it.

    Oh, and you really do have to have a Cosmopolitain. A well made Cosmo is a treat indeed.

  4. Jocelyn says:

    Steven–Pretty much everybody I can stand to be around isn’t “cool.” And showering, as well, is overrated.

    Choochoo–We have some sort of fun freshman composition classes here in the wintery wonderland, eh? It’s amazing how many casual comments I can fit in before class even begins.

    Jazz–Okay, you’ve broken me. I’ll try a Cosmo. I’ve never met a mixed drink I didn’t like. Okay, I take that back: no Bloody Mary’s…I hate tomato juice.

  5. pupski says:

    I lernt young that cool equals nsecure and often mean. Nowadays my definition of cooll has changed – I think anyone is cool who is doing something they believe in or love – and they are even cooler if they manage to get paid for it. cdrestzg

  6. Anonymous says:

    Someone told me that 40 is the new 30, which should be good…except that it means we have another 10 years to feel we’re not cool enough before we’re allowed to give up and be ourselves.
    Anna (friend of Mike and Emily and fan of your blog)

  7. furiousBall says:

    I realized I’d never be cool due to my unbalanced sideburns, they just never match…ever.

    screw you Fonzie

  8. Jocelyn says:

    Pupski–At last, a rational definition of cool! Maybe your thinking explains why people, me included, are so transfixed by PROJECT RUNWAY–watching people do what they love is very cool.

    Anna–Here’s how uncool I am: I’m jumping up and down that you’re out there!

    Furiousball–Maybe one of your cheeks is longer than the other?

  9. heartinsanfrancisco says:

    I’d love to comment, but I can’t think of anything nearly cool enough for your blog.

  10. Crankster says:

    You’re almost there–the next step is getting so cool that you can play uncool. “PS3? Yeah?” You flash an ironic smile. “Sorry, I was busy experiencing reality.”

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