The Best You Can Hope for in the Hoosegow is a Sealy Posturpedic

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19 Responses

  1. Lee says:

    Your Perez-inside-voice is brilliant.

  2. mist1 says:

    “…on tiny cat feet…”

    That just made this story so much better.

  3. Lee says:

    P.S. I linked you so I can remember to check in…hope that’s ok.

  4. Let's Pretend says:

    I heard this story too…somehow you tell it better. You are soooo in this guy’s mind!

    And something tells me you may have graded his papers in the past–or those of his unfortunate offspring!

  5. Dan says:

    This guy deserves to keep it! Look at all of the ingenuity he demonstrated. Such ingenuity should be encouraged. This is sending the wrong signal.

  6. Jocelyn says:

    Lee–Or, as I call you in my head, “my new best friend”…thanks, and I’m so glad you’ve linked me! (one day I will get around to doing that too, but not during final exam week. Dramatic sigh here)

    Mist–I thought you’d appreciate the “cat feet,” what with having them yourself.

    Let’s Pretend–Are you trying to say his offspring are unfortunate because they’ve had me as a teacher?

    Dan–I like your backasswards ethics. There’s a place for you in the IRS, if you ever need it.

  7. Dorky Dad says:

    Is there really any story that is not improved with a Spinal Tap reference? I think not. Excellent. This was funny indeed.

  8. velvet girl says:

    They say it’s better to be a smart-ass than a dumb-ass. Guess he opted for the latter.


  9. Christina_the_wench says:

    This guy has to be from my ex-husband’s gene pool.

  10. Jazz says:

    You let this guy loose and eventually he will qualify for a Darwin Award.

  11. Lee says:

    I’ve got a warm fuzzy. It could be having a new best friend…or it could be the 3rd glass-o-wine. I’m going with both. 😉

  12. Anita @ Say No to Crack says:

    He actually would have probably made it if he wasn’t dumb enough to load an entire bed onto the cart. Geez.

  13. Crankster says:

    You know, I really wish he’d gotten away with it. I stayed at a Radisson once, and found them to be the scuzziest, snottiest, worst hotel chain I ever tried to sleep in. I’m not surprised they neglected to give bonuses. The bastards.

  14. urban-urchin says:

    on tiny cat feet is so good…. I love your Perez conversing with Howie Mandel- too funny!

  15. Jocelyn says:

    Dorky Dad–Christopher Guest is a genius, is he not?

    Velvet Girl–Not everyone can be gifted with the smart-ass gene. Some must suffer on their mattresses as dumb-asses.

    Christina–Maybe it IS your ex-husband; he just changed his name and married Honeybunny.

    Jazz–Since none of my students believe in evolution (they maintain Darwin was a quack), I guess they’d give him a Creator Award.

    Lee–Sounds like your third glass of wine is actually your new best friend. Or maybe aspirin.

    Anita–I think he maybe just stole the Sleep Number System device and hooked it up to his own bed. I have no idea how big one of those devices is, however.

    Crankster–We’re going to have to enroll you in an assertiveness program, so you can start to say what you’re really thinking.

    Urban–I sometimes wonder if Howie Mandel has tiny cat feet.

  16. Steven Novak says:

    No one enjoys a job at the Radission…

    No one. 😉


  17. heartinsanfrancisco says:

    Too funny! Ain’t love grand?

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  19. Diesel says:

    Cool pics. It’s nice to see you’re doing your part to make a more better future. I found you through a comment you left on Drive-by’s blog, btw.

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