I’m Only A Paper Loon

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23 Responses

  1. Hammer says:

    LMAO. At least you didn’t use the “N” word.

    I find myself in these brain funks from time to time. don’t knowwhat causes them.

  2. oreneta says:

    So glad to have found this blog… you write so well. Travels with kids are always amazing….I would get those bumps looked at though, you know at those tropical disease types…sounds gruesome, and alive.

  3. Rocco says:

    I actually take offense at the word “ream” in your closing.

    Paging Pat Robertson to this blog…

  4. CSL says:

    Paper of color. That’s exquisite.

    Oh, and things like sticking the cheerio in the freezer and then wondering who did that? They’re called CRAFT moments: Can’t Rememeber A Fucking Thing.

  5. urban-urchin says:

    I love you more every day. I have done the damn Cheerio thing more often than not. Once I hit myself in the face with the car door, the insurance company called to find out if this was a ‘work related accident.” When I said no and I’m not sure how it happened she paused for a moment and then asked “Um, do you have kids?”

  6. Dave says:

    We once lost our TV remote control… Spent $20 for a new one after spending 2 weeks looking for the old one. Found the old one one week after we bought the new one … in the freezer! Don’t ask! 🙂

  7. furiousBall says:

    I’m telling you mountain gorillas have the ultimate get our of work excuse ever. Like whenever it rains, and you’re a mountain gorilla, you can totally call you boss and just say you’re not coming in because you’re scared of the big boom boom noise in the sky.

  8. Glamourpuss says:

    It’s working in Education that does it, trust me.

    I love paper – I returned from Japan with a suitcase full of the pretty, pretty stuff – all colours, my taste is multi-cultural.

    Puss

  9. Jazz says:

    Just so long as you’re not picking up Cheerios while driving your car you should make it through…

  10. emily says:

    holy shit. last night i dreamt about colored paper, er paper of color. i’m shitting you negative. in my dream, i decided to take on a secret second job, selling phone contracts. the contracts were very thick and i needed to make a lot of copies. i wanted to make the copies in different colors to make my clients feel special. while i was looking for the paper of color in the copy room where i work when i’m awake, i found the secret stash of candy for faculty only. i have weird dreams. actually, i have thought about having a blog just about my freaky dreams.

  11. choochoo says:

    I used to eat paper when I was a kid, all shapes and colours. Tolerant, I was.

  12. Lone Grey Squirrel says:

    As long as man still discriminates and fight wars because of the color of their skin, then they are doomed and squirrels will take over the world. Grey squirrels, that is, not those whiney red ones.

  13. mist1 says:

    I love all office supplies. I am thinking about getting a job, just so I can justify my purchases from Office Depot.

  14. Lee says:

    If I can’t find my keys, I’ve learned to check the fridge. I have no idea how they get there.

    In my sock drawer, I let the socks of color mix with the black and white ones. They are very non-racist. 😉

    Great post.

  15. Em says:

    OMG, you had me laughing so hard at this one! And no doubt, before the week is out, I’ll be asking for some multi-hued paper and find myself struggling over just how to say it!

  16. That Chick Over There says:

    I think I love you.

  17. Dorky Dad says:

    PC about CP. That’s fantastic.

    And I, too, wonder what happened to Chuck Woolery after Love Connection. Why did his career tank after that?

  18. Diana says:

    Don’t they want to be known as Goldenrod-American and Peach-American?

  19. Stepping Over the Junk says:

    I end up putting the icecream back in the fridge instead of the freezer. Never a cheerio though.

    As for Jodi Picoult, I have anxiety attacks when I read her books, so I stopped.

    Thanks for stopping by my blog! Glad you enjoyed what you read so far!

  20. Open Grove Claudia says:

    Ah the guilt…. I can totally relate to not wanting to offend that I convolute myself in order to do it. Paper…

  21. velvet girl says:

    LOL Great post, as always!

    Boy, those Cheerio moments are a pisser, aren’t they? I would come out of a mommy haze to find myself walking around the house with a handful of toys and not knowing why. Turns out, the kids had just wandered up and handed me toys and I never realized that they were doing it. That’s when I realized that my brain had abandoned me for good.

    -velvet

  22. Let's Pretend says:

    Okay as a woman of color (I’m actually burnt orange) I am LMAO at this post. PAPER OF COLOR??!?!?!?

    There is no way in hell anyone with any intelligence could be offended by that–they may still be laughing at you, but not offended!

    The only thing funnier was “Sweet Lindsay Lohan in a Vodka Bottle” as a vodka drinker, I am offended that you associate my drink with her! 🙂

    As for the cheerios in the freezer–blame the kids! I was at dunkin donuts this moring trying to get my early morning caffeine fix…so I am looking for exact change in the bottom of my purse, but all I can find is Bratz feet. WHY THE HELL DO THEIR FEET COME OFF???

  23. Dan says:

    Sometimes I eat it. Sometimes I put it in the freezer

    You have a freezer in your car?? 🙂

    I’m about to do my clothes now. I’ll be doing the clothes of color separate from the whites. Ouch! That doesn’t sound good. Separating them out like that.

    Hell, I guess I should do the right thing and throw them all in together.

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