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My Funny Valentine

Dear Bicycle Commuter Rocketing Off the Trail by Crosley Street at Dusk: You will never know how close you came to a kismetical meeting with the Love of Your Life tonight. That unmet L.o.Y.L.? Me. So focused were you on getting home after a long day at the–what?–H & R Block that you didn’t even… Continue reading My Funny Valentine

Published February 7, 2008
Categorized as biking, composting, love, near misses, poop, woods

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