Perhaps a Late Paper Isn’t the Worst of Her Problems. She Also Thinks It’s a Heron That Drops Off Babies.

Her eyes filled with tears as I spoke.

“Yup, you will lose twenty points on your essay if you submit it today. The policy is that you lose ten points for each day that it’s late, and since today is Wednesday, and the paper was due Monday, that’s what you’re dealing with.” I stood in front of her, having fielded her question as I made my way around the classroom during a group activity. Moments before, I had been checking in on everyone’s progress; when I reached her and her partner’s corner of the room, the student had stopped working to ask if she truly had to lose points for turning in her essay past the deadline.

Upon hearing my answer, she slumped down in her chair and leaned her head onto her bent arm, propping her upper body against the wall. Blinking rapidly, trying to get a hold of herself, her speech was agitated. “But I don’t want to lose twenty points. That means I might as well just take a zero–”

“NOOOO, don’t think of it that way,” interrupted her partner, a thirty-six-year-old mother of three. “You have to turn in your paper today. Do it today, right after class, when you go home. You can email it to Jocelyn or put it in the Dropbox online, and you can still get most of the points!”

I agreed with the partner’s advice and emphasized the logical option: “At this point in time, losing twenty points is the best possible deal you can get, so please, please, please salvage what you can, and submit the thing today–tonight, before midnight. Use the Dropbox as soon as you get home, and turn that paper in. Twenty points does some damage, but you can still get a passing grade.”

“But I don’t want a grade that’s twenty points lower than what the paper should get. It’s a really good paper. I don’t want a lower score on it.” Her face was flushing with emotion as she teetered between tears and anger.

When I responded to her, it felt–as it all too often does with teaching adults–like I was counseling one of my children. Actually, I was counseling this adult in a way my children wouldn’t require, for they would have turned their work in on time. But I tried to help her understand I wasn’t going to make an exception to the policy simply because she wanted me to. Trying to inject a supportive tone into my voice, I told her, “The thing is, you can’t go back in time and change your behaviors from two days ago, when you didn’t turn in your paper. All you have is the chance to make the best possible decision you can today, right now, with the reality that’s in front of you.”

To her credit, she was frustrated with the situation, not with me. Reaching her limit, she threw her hands up and announced, “Screw it. I’ll just take a zero.”

“Wait a minute,” I challenged her. “What’s that attitude about? Do you realize you literally just threw your hands up in the air as you dismissed something that’s bothering you? You have to know that if you don’t turn in this paper, even for meager points, you literally cannot pass this class, as all four out-of-class essays have to be submitted, no matter how poor their scores. Submitting them all is a baseline requirement. So why are you rolling over on this? What’s the benefit to having an attitude of all-or-nothing?”

Even more to her credit, she gave a giggle of self-acknowledgment as she confessed, “Because that’s how I’ve always dealt with everything in my life. If I can’t have it all, my way, then screw it; I’m done.” As her memory flicked back through various life events–becoming pregnant in high school, drug addiction, getting kicked out of her dad’s house–she drew in a huge breath. “I was so sure things were going to change now. I just got a new job, so I’m not unemployed any more, and I was going to prove that I could do my new job and not have it hurt my schoolwork…this was going to be the time I didn’t mess up.”

Her helpful partner chimed in again, “So don’t let it. If you take a zero, then you lose. Turn in your paper today, take the hit, and then you’ll prove something to yourself.”

The partner was a qualified counselor. She had been through Stuff. When she was pregnant with her third child, it was her male OB/GYN who told her she had to leave her husband since the husband was a tyrannical addict. Not only did this advice wake her up to the grimness of her life, it also provided her a life-altering epiphany as she realized, “There’s actually only one man I’ve ever known who’s listened to me and asked me questions. It’s probably not a great sign about the state of my existence that the only caring male I’ve ever known–my doctor–is in my life because he’s paid to be here.” After issuing an ultimatum, she ended up kicking her husband out.

Since making that change, life has not been easy. Divorced, she lost the nice house and comfortable lifestyle she’d enjoyed during her marriage and, as a single mother of three, working as a hairdresser at Great Clips, she has raised her children in poverty. On the day that this hard-working student advised her classmate not to give up, her sixteen-year-old daughter had just received yet another ten-day suspension from school; apparently the ten-day suspension the teenager had received a few months before hadn’t had any effect. In explaining the situation with her daughter, my student provided important perspective: “Do those people at the school not know how hard it is to get her there in the first place? And then they keep kicking her out? I mean, it’s killing me, but at least she’s there.”

As I stood and listened, my wander around the classroom paused at these female students’ table, a handful of thoughts zipped through my mind. Long ago, I learned that judgment is never constructive–yet, naturally, it still tried to nudge its way in. I also battled against frustration. Fatigued by 160 students, all of whom were in the middle of something, my most authentic self wanted to shout, “No matter what’s going on in your world, do your work already, and if you don’t do your work, own the consequences.” Simultaneous to pushing back against judgment and frustration, I was also holding defensiveness at bay. Being a policy enforcer requires an emotional separation from the pleading eyes and tragic words; holding the line made me the bad guy, and it’s difficult not to jut the chin self-righteously in that role. And then there was appreciation–affection!–for the single mother of three who used her voice as Peer more effectively than I could use mine as Teacher. When it came to weathering challenging experiences, trusting that education might transform her existence from one of not enough to one of plenty enough, understanding how exhausting it can be to fight to an upright posture after being ground under life’s heel, she provided her stressed-out table mate with an emotional fist bump. Because my life has been very fortunate, I wasn’t speaking to the late-paper student from a place of “Hey, honey, I’ve been there” empathy–nor, it could be argued, should I have been. However, what I knew in the moment was this: we needed the voice of that poverty-stricken hairdresser in the room. Her energetic and informed point of view, dovetailing with my inflexible standard bearing, created something unexpectedly powerful.

Woefully, easy happy endings are the stuff of Disney and the citizens of Jan Karon’s Mitford.

They are much more rare in the community college classroom.

The agitated student whose essay was doomed to lose twenty points was not magically reformed by the words of Teacher and Peer. She did not race home and submit her “really good paper” to the Dropbox before midnight. Possibly, she had to work. Or she had to pick up her two-year-old from the daycare since they had given her notice that leaving her son with them 16 hours per day was too much. Or she smoked a few outside a brick building while laughing with friends. Or she called up her mother and had a fight. Or she lay down on the couch, wanting to put her feet up for a minute, unable to turn in her paper electronically because she couldn’t afford Internet service in her subsidized apartment.

Another day ticked by. No essay.

Then another. Still no essay.

Four days past due, a semi-good paper slammed into the Dropbox, submitted just late enough to convey an attitude of “Here. Take it. And what-EVER about your lateness policy. But give me points. Or don’t. I don’t care. Except please do.”


And so it goes.









14 responses to “Perhaps a Late Paper Isn’t the Worst of Her Problems. She Also Thinks It’s a Heron That Drops Off Babies.”

  1. Secret Agent Woman Avatar

    Sigh. I’ve encountered this as an adjunct and it’s discouraging. But also in my clinical work, time after time there’s the issue of the million and one excuses/reasons for not taking the steps needed to heal or get healthy.

  2. MsD Avatar

    As a former teacher I see this ending more positively. She is saving face by *almost* screwing it and not turning in the paper. But she is also getting some points and not completely sabotaging herself. She probably feels this is a win win and maybe you should too! She complied with the policy and her peer’s advice after all, while still not dropping the mask of “whatever.” I would congratulate her and hope for the best next time. If you wanted to,you could try to find out why she missed the original deadline, since you have already made it clear that no excuse will result in a change of grade. But you can solidify your stance as an ally, albeit a tough love one (and I totally would have done the same).

  3. Jocelyn Avatar

    Thanks for the thoughts, MsD. I always love hearing from others who have been in the classroom. This stuff took place a couple of years ago, though, so I can tell you, from the future, that she did get through…but not before she also called my house at 6:00 a.m. one time, needing to give me her latest excuse for missing class. Despite it all: I really, really liked her. Charm is a funny thing!

  4. Joanne Avatar

    I hope that is her paper you photographed–technology is making us lazy. Is there an app for decisions?

  5. Friko Avatar

    O dear, I know this attitude from the same side as your student. No matter how hard you shout ‘whatever’, deep down you really WANT to be a good girl, comply with demands and get by with decent grades and your head held high. MsD is so right in her assessment.

    I am so very glad she made it in the end in spite of her pretend ‘couldn’t care less’. She probably cared a hell of a lot but just couldn’t bring herself to show that anyone or anything mattered to her.

    I commend your no-nonsense attitude too.

  6. kmkat Avatar

    And this is just one more reason I am not a teacher. But I am glad you are!

  7. Maria Avatar

    Once, about a decade ago, I taught a Psych 101 class at a local college. I honestly thought I might lose my mind. I kept looking at these kids and wanting to kick them in the ass. Either they weren’t even trying, performing plagiarism, coming to me with sob stories or having their parents call me! In college! I was flabbergasted. I was one of those students who practically killed myself to be the best in the class. I would have DIED before I let my MOTHER call one of my professors. (And she would have died laughing if I even asked her to do that…) And did they not know that I was pretty well versed in basic Freudisms and couldn’t pass them off as their brainy ideas? I was a harsh teacher and not well liked. At least you know how to do that dance and do it without sneering. You sound like my partner, a born teacher. I, unfortunately, stunk at it….SO BADLY. I sat there reading your post and was so impressed at how cool but contained you were. I wanted to take your class. And impress you. Be that suck uppy one in the first row.

  8. alexandra Avatar

    Paralyzed by overwhelm.

    It’s a thing.

    And consequences suck, but it’s the language that we get.

    You do good work, Jocelyn.

  9. Green Girl in Wisconsin Avatar
    Green Girl in Wisconsin

    This makes teaching high school seniors seem like a cakewalk.
    Bless that Other Mother for cheerleading this quarter.

  10. chlost Avatar

    I see the same attitudes/challenges with my clients. In my environment, there are true life-long consequences for not following through with requirements, but I have no power to waive them. My role is to kick their ass, explain reality, try to argue their case without whining for them, and still deal with the mothers who make excuses for them. It is a tough world out there, and it really doesn’t care if you got enough sleep last night. You do a great job. Wish we could tag team them.

  11. pia Avatar

    OMG the paper–on laziness–I was going to say “too funny” but ironic will do.
    And thanks. When I was a grad student 20 years ago I heard students tell professors they “had to give them an ‘A’ because…” And much of the time the teachers did as these students worked for NYC and needed to get their license. Never mind that for the rest of us standards were extremely high to keep the schools “top” ranking. Everybody wanted to be in my presentations as they knew I would read everything and could cover for them if necessary. One teacher fought with one student. I loved her–the professor. My research professor was oblivious and actually gave “D”s and failing grades. We were friends and I had to explain why he got a death threat
    That city department–had its name changed six times since then but I’m sure all the workers are still there unless somehow they were responsible for letting a murder go undetected. Consequences? Ha. That’s for people like me
    So thanks for being a great teacher with actual standards and thanks for letting me rant.

  12. Bijoux Avatar

    This reminds me of when I was in junior high and had an English teacher who gave us choices of projects that could earn you an A, B, or C.

    I guess you wouldn’t be shocked by how many chose to do the C project.

  13. Meg Avatar

    What struck me here is that she changed. She did something she had never done before: letting go of “all or nothing.” Not perfectly, by a long shot, but she did it. That alone gives me hope for her. For all of us, really. Nice!

  14. Bone Avatar

    Working full-time and going to college was not easy. I can’t even fathom throwing a kid in there, too. Glad to hear she got through the class.

    And as I’m a couple of weeks late commenting on this post, I’m hoping you won’t deduct too many points 🙂

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