Turns Out Eli Manning’s Not the Problem

  Sometimes, if I’m standing in line at the post office¬†(mailing you a present), and the line is really long (you’re worth the wait), I pass the time by playing one of my special mental games. These games range from “Hey, Jaundiced Guy Eyeballing the Birds of Prey Stamp Design, You Gotta Stop Smoking” to… Continue reading Turns Out Eli Manning’s Not the Problem