Riddle You That

 

Overheard tonight here at the compound:

Groom to me: “Wow. Good thing we have these paper towels–because this thing is dripping with honey.”

Any guesses?

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25 responses to “Riddle You That”

  1. JohnnyC Avatar
    JohnnyC

    I’m guessin’ good lovin’ in the north land.
    Keep it up lovers.

  2. Jocelyn Avatar
    Jocelyn

    johnnyc–You are a big smut-head.

  3. SQT Avatar
    SQT

    Honey buns?

  4. geewits Avatar
    geewits

    Some sort of weird sandwich, like peanut butter, honey and bananas?

    A homemade facial?

  5. Glamourpuss Avatar
    Glamourpuss

    Did the dinosaur get excited?

    Puss

  6. lime Avatar
    lime

    johnnyC beat me to the punch….

    but ok…i had no idea you were beekeepers.

  7. Anette Avatar
    Anette

    since I have such high moral,(or try my best to have) I won’t mention the first guess I had.. the second was: his nose?

  8. furiousBall Avatar
    furiousBall

    you two are sculpting with waffles again aren’t you? i still have my Dan Rather ego bust on my fireplace.. and lots of ants

  9. Tai Avatar
    Tai

    Uh…baklava?

  10. Lone Grey Squirrel Avatar
    Lone Grey Squirrel

    It’s got to be honey-glazed barbeque ribs. Or maybe pancakes.

  11. Steve Avatar
    Steve

    You’re just daring us to jump into the gutter, so I’ll stay high.

    You broke down and purchased Honeycomb cereal for Girl and Niblet. Groom here is sarcastic when examining the dry, flavorless morsels with the offspring.

  12. Theresa Avatar
    Theresa

    Could it be Niblet Paco Dinko, who just wanted to feed the dinosaur?

  13. Claudia Avatar
    Claudia

    * grabs her own hair and drags it out of the gutters (unwillingly) *

    Ummm…alright….uh….cheese pizza with honey?

    Really. It’s delicious and totally the FIRST thing I thought of. I swear.

  14. liv Avatar
    liv

    damn! you’re bee keeping. i just knew it.

  15. Claire Avatar
    Claire

    Groomeo found a beehive in your attic.

  16. Jazz Avatar
    Jazz

    My first thought was exactly the same thing as johnnyc. oops

  17. Moi Avatar
    Moi

    Since we are not allowed to be smut-heads, I will guess sopapillas.

  18. urban-urchin Avatar
    urban-urchin

    I’m on the same page as glamourpuss with this one…

  19. Jocelyn Avatar
    Jocelyn

    WE HAVE A WINNER! DING, DING, DING!

    Nice job, Moi.

    Yes, Groomeo fried up some sopapillas the other night; I thought he was a 6′ 3″ model of perfection before that, but when he turned from the stovetop and said, “I think I need to fry more often,” he turned into gold before my very eyes.

    Yes, frying more often is just the thing.

  20. JohnnyC Avatar
    JohnnyC

    Fried smut-heads…
    Now that’s a thing.

  21. Lone Grey Squirrel Avatar
    Lone Grey Squirrel

    No fair! I don’t even know what a sopapilla is!

  22. Franki Avatar
    Franki

    And here I was stuck on “these” paper towels. I always get sidetracked.

  23. cathy Avatar
    cathy

    All the honey dipped penis smutheads are not taking the train of thought far enough… Like he would suggest using paper towels! DUH.

  24. Mother of Invention Avatar
    Mother of Invention

    I don’t know what a sopapilla is either!

    (HA! word verif. was lotaluv!!!)

  25. August Avatar
    August

    How the heck do you know what a sopaipilla is? and then frying them up as well!

    I bet Dinko Paco Niblet calls them sofa pillows and feeds them to the piñata dinosaur.

    Strange is your world, Joc. Very very strange.

    August

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