Preeeeeeeepare Ye the Way of the Froth




By Jocelyn

There's this game put out by the American Girl company called "300 Wishes"--I really like playing it because then I get to marvel, "Wow, it's like I'm a real live American girl who has 300 wishes, and that doesn't suck, especially compared to being a dead one with none."


  1. I have this weird gag reflex when I see people brushing their teeth. I’m glad they do it, of course, but I can’t watch it.

  2. i just forgot everything i learned in karate class today after watching your video… wait… wait… wait… no, that wasn’t me, my bad. i don’t go to karate class.

    this cough syrup tastes like candy btw

  3. LOL, Lime. You said it better than I could. I’m impressed that you saw Godspell that many times and can enunciate better with a mouth full of toothpaste than I can with an empty mouth, and perhaps a tad jealous, too.

  4. I think they have shots for that now…

    J, you’re insane in the best possible way. I want to be just like you if I ever grow up. Although those two things might be mutually exclusive.

  5. Ok. Seriously. The only thing that’ll make me go to Minnesota one day is the idea of emptying a bottle of wine with you. Seriously you to totally rock.

  6. LOL I cannot believe you brushed your teeth through this. You rock! How did you not spit on the video camera!???

    HAHAHAH thank you so much for sharing that rabid moment with us all!!!

  7. You are a master enunciator…. Sounds like something you need a top hat for.

    Can you wear a top hat next time?

    Loved this!

  8. “Don’t go Jocelyn-away”.The world needs more rabid toothpasty women like you! Swap you the lamp in my post for that Tiffany thingy you switch off at the start. Very nice.(On behalf of my knee joints you can keep the stairs.)

  9. wow, you can speak AND SING clearly through a mouthful of toothpaste.
    You are Wonderwoman, aren’t you?!

    That was awesome

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