Category: boobies

  • The Chicken/Egg Conundrum, Mammarily Speaking

      For me, the underlying question is this: Was it Bristol Palin’s massive Double Whammies that first attracted the Hockey Hunk who knocked her up? Or did her sideboard of melons develop later, as a result of said knock-upage? If so, and she was pancakeish in the chestal region pre-baby-baking, does this lack imply she…

  • Take a Spelling Test? Or Apply for a Promotion?

                            “Take a Spelling Test? Or Apply for a Promotion?” You cannot think this was easy. Yes, that’s me in the back there, sandwiched between future cheerleaders. (As long as we’re all here together, can we stop a moment to admire the costly and…