Category: creatures most foul
…And If the Coen Brothers Won’t Direct It, Don’t You Think Jonathan Demme Could Tap into the Necessary Pathos?
Part II: Subconsciously, of course, I had an inkling about the culprit. Them was animal scats. Looking at Former Naturalist Groom, I pled, “You used to teach Small Mammals class…so what creature emitted this junk?” In our marriage, this question is the equivalent of “Does this make me look fat?” in other marriages. The poor […]
Still Negotiating with James Cameron to Direct, But Since He’s Kind of a Crusty Wanker, I’m Working a Side Deal with the Coen Brothers
We used to live about one hundred yards from our current home, in a house that had one bathroom, which was located on the main floor, off the kitchen. I got pregnant while we lived there. The father of the baby was my husband. Whew. At any rate, right about Month 7 of that […]