Tag: boogers

  • I Didn’t Eat the Booger

    I Didn’t Eat the Booger

    It’s my birthday. I’m 49 today. I’m also in the midst of recovering from shoulder surgery, in a semi-diminished state that has left me feeling grateful for many things on this day of taking stock.   Example #1: Last week, Byron and I were standing in the bathroom, with him waiting to assist me in some […]

  • Famous First Words

    “Famous First Words” (photo: Jay Johnson) The owner of these feet jumped into my bed this morning, had a little cuddle, and then uttered the household’s First Words of the Day: “I have dried boogers in my nose. You need to get them out.” If, like the gypsies of Romania, you are a superstitious person […]