Famous First Words

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  1. Voyager says:

    I believe the first words were: “Did you let the godamn dog on our bed again?”

  2. BeachMama says:

    How cute. I think the first words at our house were “when are the neighbours moving again?” You see, they wake us up at least once a night if not twice and last night it was 3:30AM and our neighbour was in his truck listening to talk radio so loud we could hear the words.

  3. Lee says:

    I think it was, “Hi Turdmuffin!”

  4. Em says:

    Glad you established a new policy in your house! LOL

    Our first words…Son17 rushing downstairs as I poured coffee to say “Don’t you have something to say to me!?!?” before I ever had the chance to say “happy birthday”. LOL

  5. oreneta says:

    I have NO idea, although I THINK it was the husband telling the dog to get off the radio….What does that mean?

  6. Logophile says:

    I got a snuggle and a
    “Good morning, mom.”
    The morning was so-so,
    but it did start off well.

  7. Karen says:

    “Get off my face you fat furry bastard”.

  8. lime says:

    you expect me to remember what was said at 5:30 am???

  9. Claire says:

    It was so long ago (5:15 am) I forgot. really. probably, “Ugg”

  10. Mother of Invention says:

    My husband pleading,”Can you go down and make the coffee?!!”
    And we have needed several cups during this day! How prophetic!

  11. Anonymous says:

    Although the time was close to 7am, I have very little recollection of the words but it was something close to “mommy can I snuggle with you and Benjamin.” if only I could spend all day snuggling, life would be nice but I’m sure I responded with some sort of grunt and half opened eyes as I’d been awake most of the night with Benjamin. Why did I chose to do this all again?
    Your post does remind me to try to remember the cute stuff more often!
    Thanks, Julie

  12. urban-urchin says:

    “My throat feels like a cat’s scratching post.” me to husband at 5:30 am. Who says romance is dead?

  13. mist1 says:

    First words of the day:

    “Get your a$$hole off my pillow!”

    Does it count if the first words were spoken to a cat?

  14. frannie says:

    first- love, love, love the picture!

    I think the first words were uttered by me and they went something like, “for the love of God and all that is decent and holy in the univers, you are over 8 months old! when are you going to stop waking up 15 times in one night. Mommy is dying a slow, slow death here. seriously, we have got to do something about this. I can no longer survive this hell. and guess what? My ninnies are not pacifiers.” or something like that. I’m not really sure.

    it was a bad, bad night last night.

  15. jen says:

    I think mine was “mommy, me awake” which is wonderful, except it was an hour earlier than usual.

    i loved that pic.

  16. my4kids says:

    First of all love the pic. I love little feetsies!
    First words I heard today? “honey where are my underwear?” from the hubby of course. aparently I forgot to get his undies out of the dryer last night and am so behind on laundry he didn’t have any in the drawer. But at least he said honey…

  17. yerdoingitwrong says:

    TOO FUNNY! I belive the first words this morning in our house were when hubby leaned over and lovingly whispered: I’m gonna kill your goddamn cat!’

  18. Awesome Mom says:

    It is time for breakfast. Those words were then followed by repeated stern warnings to get downstairs immediately and to stop dawdling.

    I am not sure what that says about me.

  19. Patience says:

    Yes it is time for the child to deal with his own nose hygiene. You can pick yer friends, you can pick yer nose, but ya can’t pick yer friends’ noses!

  20. Diana says:

    “Mom! Are you sleeping???”

    Not anymore, I’m not. Guess I can kiss that nap goodbye, too.

  21. Jazz says:

    I believe it was something along the lines of “oh crap, not already morning” or something to that effect.

  22. furiousBall says:

    I remember the day my dad sat me down and talked to me about how a man needs to pick his own nose and fling his own boogers

  23. heartinsanfrancisco says:


    Translation: “FEED ME. Feed me NOW. It is of no interest to me that the clock says 5:00 a.m. Clocks are a stupid human invention. C’mon, bitch. Hurry it up. I’m dyin’ here.”

    That’s pretty much what happens every day.

  24. velvet girl says:

    I believe they were “Goodbye, Sweetie. I love you.” This happens every weekday morning when my hubby leaves for work and comes to kiss his still-in-bed wife goodbye.

    This usually signifies two things: 1) that I now have more room in the bed, and 2) because he loves me, he is quite likely to be coming back later in the day.

  25. velvet girl says:

    Great photo, btw!

    There are two kinds of feet in our house, punky feet and sweet feet. Those look like sweet feet. 🙂

  26. ldbug says:

    Words? In the am? huh, a novelty that will have to wait until I have a little booger filled bugger one day;-P Till then just unintelligable noises while waiting for the coffee to kick in!

  27. CS says:

    No one with me today, so we’ll go with yesterday when I had the kids: It was from me: “Wake up, sweetie, and get a shower. Honey, wake up. Wake up. HEY! TIME TO GET YOUR SHOWER!!” Yeah, another moment of zen-like peace with my teenager.

  28. BlogWhore says:

    gosh, that’s a very creative post. my kid does not speak… so the first words i heard this morning were the weather… which did affect my overal day.

    damn snow in april.

  29. Balou says:

    Love that footsie photo!

    My first words were “Rico! Shut up!” Rico=dog, shut up=response to incessant barking at 6:20am. Next words, “That’s it, I’m ordering that sonic bark thing.”

  30. Balou says:

    I just read through everyone’s comments. Analysis: people with pets swear a lot in the morning.

  31. lushgurl says:

    Ummm first words spoken to ME?
    meeeeowwww and chirrrp chirrrp, and of course MEOWLLLLL, the last one being my boy kitty who likes to go outside at night to do what tomcats do!!!

  32. Infinitesimal says:


    it’s my cat’s name

  33. Malnurtured Snay says:

    “Just dig in and remove them yourself!”

  34. Dorky Dad says:

    “Aaaah … the first few moments of the morning before I remember why I’m sleeping on the lawn.”

    (Actually, that’s a mangled quote from an old Simpsons episode …)

  35. Hammer says:

    boogers..wait till they show you their collection…

  36. Lone Grey Squirrel says:

    Congratulations! You have successfully grossed me out!

  37. Glamourpuss says:

    We try and obey the rule of silence at Chez Glamour – it is the house of Goddess after all.


  38. gab says:

    the first words in our house this morning was dang 5am comes early. Then hubby asked for a towel and went to take his shower to get ready for work. Life in MN can be a surprise. Today was warmer weather than the last couple of days and wouldnt you know it. I tell all the grandkids to dress warm before they went to catch the bus.

  39. susan says:

    I’m usually up way before the man is, but we are on spring break so I’m sleeping in. He wakes up talking (and never really stops until he falls aleep) It takes me an hour or so before I’m awake enough to listen. I’m not really sure WHAT that says about us…

  40. Diesel says:

    That’s so funny, because this morning my wife and I got in a big fight because she came into the bathroom while I was in the shower and told me I needed to get a towel and wipe out her car because I left the windows open (I maintain that I didn’t) and it rained. Not a nice way to start the day.

  41. Kerry says:

    That is a great question. The first words I heard were;
    “I have to go to the bathroom.”
    Considering how my day went, the first words should have been “Drive me here, drive me there, drive me there AGAIN…..”

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