Preschooler Oysters

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34 Responses

  1. cathy says:

    Priceless, and a quick read too. LOL.

  2. liv says:

    you’re a naughty gal. i’ll be happy transformers stop living in my house.

  3. Glamourpuss says:

    You’ve got style, Jocelyn. Can you find him anything more sausage shaped? Just a thought.


  4. citizen of the world says:

    Someday that kid is going to be paying me to talk about this.

  5. Say It says:

    bwahahahahaha! widdle balls!

    Now, what are you going to do when he’s 12 or 13 thinking its JUST FINE to pway with his widdle bwalls in public? hehehehehehehehehe.

  6. Her Grace says:

    You’re going to pay when he reads this someday, you realize.

    I, for one, think it was worth it.

  7. flutter says:

    You know…

    No, I mean you know.

  8. Casdok says:

    How funny!!

  9. chelle says:

    Good to read that we are not the only parents torturing our children in preparation 😛

  10. Calamity Jane says:

    There are 3 of them …?

  11. August says:

    I’ll have you know I’m the Whac-a-Mole world champion. Although, in Middle School I was the mole.

    As for the widdle balls, I’m not going there. Must he be so darn cute?


  12. lime says:

    again, i am left to ponder the havoc we could create if we were ever to meet face to face. bwahahahahaha!!!!

  13. Jazz says:


    I’m always amazed at all these toys that exist. Not having kids just leaves you totally clueless.

  14. furiousBall says:

    you know originally, “Hot for Teacher” was actually penned as “Hot for Bakugan’s Balls” someone from the record label came in during recording and voiced their concern that not enough American consumers would get the reference to the then uninvented toy.

  15. Diana says:

    Heh, heh, heh. Don’t tell me you’ll be surprised when you end up in the stinky, urine and canned peas smelling old folks home in a few decades.

    Then we’ll see who ends up holllering about ‘widdle balls’ to all and sundry.

    (Of course, I’m still taking notes from you.)

  16. Maggie says:

    That is so wrong, it is just right.

  17. Lone Grey Squirrel says:

    As an occasional baby-sitter, I take great delight in warping little minds but I never realised that parents did it to their own kids!

  18. Dorky Dad says:

    That’s funny, but you know that it’s going the medical bills for his therapy are going to cost you.

  19. kimber the wolfgrrrl says:

    Laugh. Out. Loud. 😀

  20. Spider Girl says:

    You’re a little bit evil, but just SO FUNNY too!

    And besides, playing with balls can be very therapeutic.

  21. choochoo says:


    My mum always said that “we’ll talk about it when we get home” when I brought up stuff like that. You know, when I was little.

  22. Claudia says:

    Bwuahahahahahahaha!!! Nice. NICE!!! It’s the only real joy you know, we parents get sometimes….;)

  23. Pendullum says:

    You rock Jocelyn…

  24. Franki says:

    My roommate’s son got a text message from one of his girlfriends during Christmas break. It read:

    I’m playing with my brother’s wii. It’s not as hard as I thought.

    They’re 15, so chances are you’ll be able to continue to use your kids for Beevis and Butthead moments for many years to come.

  25. Wendy says:

    Get all that on tape and you have a good blackmail material for the teen years.

  26. Minnesota Matron says:

    Naughty girl. I need to sick you on the Other Mother in today’s blog post. Pretty please?

  27. Dorky Dad says:

    So Joc, I kind-of, sort-of tagged you on my blog. Kind of.

  28. Claire says:

    OMG, Niblet should never ever read this post or you may have to use his college fund to pay his therapy bills!

  29. Steve says:

    The things we do to prepare ’em for adolescence. You go, girl.

  30. pistols at dawn says:

    Wow. I used to have those same comments, only we couldn’t afford any toys. We had to drive several counties away to get groceries.

  31. Princess Pointful says:

    I’m glad that it is still appropriate to use one’s own children for comic value!

  32. Anonymous says:

    what are you doing massaging your bakugan you lesbian

  33. JAYman says:

    why the fuck are you calling someone a lesbian.

  34. JAYman says:

    why the fuck are you calling someone a lesbian.

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