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19 Responses

  1. flutter says:

    What a cock

  2. Anette says:

    I can see that my Throwing-the-gingle-bells-card-out-of-the-window-act was nothing compared to your Kurt’s problem solving method!

  3. Claudia says:

    Bwahahahahahhahaha. That’s AWESOME, I’ve got some of those cards laying around here, does he need some more for target practice? 😉 And a dragonfly expert??? I love him.

  4. furiousBall says:

    i had a thoughtful comment, but i just want to make out with anette in that hammock

  5. chelle says:

    hahaha that is so something my husband’s dad would do!!! LOVE IT@

  6. Say It says:

    “hey, guess what?(wait for it) Chicken butt!”

    Thats the card my 5 yr old nephew got that his 3 yr old sister sang for half an hour. I looked at my brother and laughed really hard. Why? Cause I got to go home. He got to live with Chicken Butt. hahahaha.

    Now, where can i get me one of them dealybopper-throwy-thingys?

  7. lime says:

    LMAO. i have to say i’d have been of the open it repeatedly ilk. in fact i’d have begun dancing to it. then i’d have demanded others dance with me.

    ok, ok, i promise nto to ever send you a macarena card.

  8. urban-urchin says:

    hahahahahahaa- i have several toddler noise making, insanity inducing toys he can use next time as target practice.

  9. Glamourpuss says:

    What is it with you Americans and your guns?


  10. Jazz says:

    I love your cousin.

  11. Optimist says:

    Pistol, shotgun or rifle?

    (we know about these things in Texas!)


  12. Tai says:

    The patience of Job….what a guy!

  13. liv says:

    oh, the deer killer totally shot a snake on friday. it was the awesome.

  14. Diana says:

    Once again, we dovetail. Sort of. Close enough:

    For Muddah’s Day, the small girl gave me a pretty-pretty pony (?My Pretty Pony?) pink and purple (natch) audiocard that, when ever you open it shouts at you to have a Happy! Mother’s! Day! and goes on for what seems like hours in this shouty, high-pitched vein (in reality about 15 seconds). I smiled and thanked her and hid it in the fright that is the top of my dresser, guaranteeing that it shall never be seen or opened again.

    Had I a gun or an arrow-throwie-thingie, I’d have used it with glee, after dark so as not to hurt her feelings for that would have not been very motherish. I now know what to ask for for next year.

    Your cousin is a good man. There is a time for violence in the interest of society.

  15. Minnesota Matron says:

    Love that! I break things and probably cannot be trusted with a gun.

  16. Claire says:

    That cousin of yours is my kind of guy!

  17. citizen of the world says:

    It was a mercy killing.

  18. pistols at dawn says:

    It took him more than twice to shoot it? Bush league.

  19. cathy says:

    What roadkill AND overkill. LOL.

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