Sometimes I Get So Distracted, I Forget to Wipe


Groom just disappeared for three minutes.

When I came upstairs to, er, use the amenities, I saw what he’d been up to.

It’s gotten so fun around here that I find myself drinking 467 ounces of water a day, just to earn repeat trips to the bathroom.

Question: if a Pyramid Man breaks his leg whilst skiing, does a St. Bernard with a flask of brandy around his neck show up to provide succor?

Or maybe a mummy comes and applies the bandages to Pyramid Man’s wound?

Or maybe kind Inuits feed him seal blubber and make him a crutch out of whale bone?

And if a Pyramid Man falls on the ice, does he make a sound?

A few thoughts to occupy you for the weekend!



By Jocelyn

There's this game put out by the American Girl company called "300 Wishes"--I really like playing it because then I get to marvel, "Wow, it's like I'm a real live American girl who has 300 wishes, and that doesn't suck, especially compared to being a dead one with none."


  1. i'm having questions about the relative density of pyramid man to see water. in other words, if he crashes through thin ice would he float or not?

  2. I love the adventures of Pyramid. Man.
    Oh, and the fact your son added a punctuation based character?
    I love that too!

    I want to see his igloo.

  3. Okay, this ha snothing to do with anything, but I've been wondering – how come in my google reader and here in the comments, it says "Untitled" and yet ther eis always a title?

  4. "And if a Pyramid Man falls on the ice, does he make a sound?"

    This questions perplexed me. Couldn't picture that one. Geez, now I really to need one of these.

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