Forgive Me, Viewer: It Has Been Two Days Since My Last Shower

…which is the norm, actually, so I don’t know why I’m acting all proud here.

At any rate, occasionally I am less greasy than in this video. Let’s just pretend I’ve smeared myself in bacon grease.

Howzabout for the 4th of July, I run around a park, and y’all try to catch me?

UPDATE: Tonight, Carnivore Husband O Mine has been singing Beyonce’s “If You Like It, Then You Should’ve Put a Ring On It” but using the lyric “You will like it if you put a bite of ham on it.”



By Jocelyn

There's this game put out by the American Girl company called "300 Wishes"--I really like playing it because then I get to marvel, "Wow, it's like I'm a real live American girl who has 300 wishes, and that doesn't suck, especially compared to being a dead one with none."


  1. I'll take the zucchini bread if you guys decide you don't want it. Either that, or I'll just force my dad to make some.

  2. Your freezer looks SO much like mine! Except I don't buy my pork in bulk (yet), only my beef. And now? I am hungry.

  3. BACON!!!!!!! Heh, you were channeling my favorite dog food commerical, actually.

    Zucchini bread with chocolate chips.

    I hope your throat gets better soon:)

  4. I grew up with hocks. Makes a great line – Hock up a good one and send it over the fence. Hock up a juicy one and …

    Horseradish mashed potatoes. Actually sounds very, very good to me. I remember basements – and freezers. As a kid, I hated having to go way down there in the depths and get some stored treasure that might have been hocked up by some pig at Hormels. Hock, what a great word.

    Hope you feel better soon.

  5. By 'eck that sounds good – I have a terrible headcold and anything involving horseradish and garlic is fine by me!!
    I grew up on a cattle ranch and there were a pair of hogs I got to know (Mr Ed and Miss Piggy) before they were sent for slaughter. I don't remember being upset that they were killed, but I was VERY disappointed that – unlike said hogs – the resultant bacon was not 6 feet long.

  6. I had a freezer once. It was a big'un. But then I tripped over the cord one summer day and it went flying out of it's socket without me noticing. I also hadn't noticed my mum sneaking hams in there. Then there was a smell. Then there was more smell. Then I opened the freezer. Long story short: the ham exploded and the freezer was never the same, so I threw it out.

  7. I need to respond on so many ways.

    #1, I LOVE YOU for your comment at my place today. I loved you already, but I love you even more.

    #2, I love your voice. You so sexy. So sexy.

    #3, Enchilada sauce.


    Now, excuse me, I need to clear my throat.

  8. I am almost vegetarian, but cannot resist bacon. They say the smell of frying bacon can make a strong vegetarian turn. I believe it.

  9. You freaking crack me up! I'm laughing so hard. I watch you before bed to get my "good feel" before I lay down. And I got it!

  10. Way to hock up a great post. We have a big freezer just like that but we never put anything in it, so basically I'm just paying to keep air cold. But if I had a pig…

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