Forgive Me, Viewer: It Has Been Two Days Since My Last Shower

…which is the norm, actually, so I don’t know why I’m acting all proud here.

At any rate, occasionally I am less greasy than in this video. Let’s just pretend I’ve smeared myself in bacon grease.

Howzabout for the 4th of July, I run around a park, and y’all try to catch me?

UPDATE: Tonight, Carnivore Husband O Mine has been singing Beyonce’s “If You Like It, Then You Should’ve Put a Ring On It” but using the lyric “You will like it if you put a bite of ham on it.”


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Forgive Me, Viewer: It Has Been Two Days Since My Last Shower — 16 Comments

  1. Your freezer looks SO much like mine! Except I don't buy my pork in bulk (yet), only my beef. And now? I am hungry.

  2. BACON!!!!!!! Heh, you were channeling my favorite dog food commerical, actually.

    Zucchini bread with chocolate chips.

    I hope your throat gets better soon:)

  3. I grew up with hocks. Makes a great line – Hock up a good one and send it over the fence. Hock up a juicy one and …

    Horseradish mashed potatoes. Actually sounds very, very good to me. I remember basements – and freezers. As a kid, I hated having to go way down there in the depths and get some stored treasure that might have been hocked up by some pig at Hormels. Hock, what a great word.

    Hope you feel better soon.

  4. By 'eck that sounds good – I have a terrible headcold and anything involving horseradish and garlic is fine by me!!
    I grew up on a cattle ranch and there were a pair of hogs I got to know (Mr Ed and Miss Piggy) before they were sent for slaughter. I don't remember being upset that they were killed, but I was VERY disappointed that – unlike said hogs – the resultant bacon was not 6 feet long.

  5. I had a freezer once. It was a big'un. But then I tripped over the cord one summer day and it went flying out of it's socket without me noticing. I also hadn't noticed my mum sneaking hams in there. Then there was a smell. Then there was more smell. Then I opened the freezer. Long story short: the ham exploded and the freezer was never the same, so I threw it out.

  6. I need to respond on so many ways.

    #1, I LOVE YOU for your comment at my place today. I loved you already, but I love you even more.

    #2, I love your voice. You so sexy. So sexy.

    #3, Enchilada sauce.

    #4, BACONNNNNNNNN

    Now, excuse me, I need to clear my throat.

  7. I am almost vegetarian, but cannot resist bacon. They say the smell of frying bacon can make a strong vegetarian turn. I believe it.

  8. You freaking crack me up! I'm laughing so hard. I watch you before bed to get my "good feel" before I lay down. And I got it!

  9. Way to hock up a great post. We have a big freezer just like that but we never put anything in it, so basically I'm just paying to keep air cold. But if I had a pig…

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