Listen, I didn’t drink all three liters in one sitting. The last thing I’m in the mood for is wiping vomit off the hardwood. (Note to self: make Pinterest vision board of photogenic approaches to mopping up half-digested ravioli) Trust me, I did pace myself with that box of wine, never downing more ounces than […]
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Self Actualization for the Kindergarten Set
Many of us, even those who have been tracking Amy Winehouse’s adventures at the crack pipe, might be unaware of a certain famous Creature of the Pit. However, if you are a 37-year-old white male, I wager you’re well aware of the beast called the rancor, he who spiced up RETURN […]